V sian.... some random blogging
Remember the game at prom...the one in which we have to write a story by continuing the previous sentence. 4F guys at table twenty-something have cooked up a lame story.
Here it goes,
Once upon a time,
In a galaxy far far away,
a group of animals existed
in harmony.They are one happy family
that likes to eat and sleep together
until one day, a monster so huge that its feet could flatten the village came for them.
She eats bamboo shoots.
she likes panda too,
and fishes....(ends here)

Or rather havent end yet cos there is one line still yet to be filled...
perhaps like she is a member of our class.

Feeling bored or rather feeling hot?
here are some lame jokes that i found online

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny

What does mozart do now that he is dead? He decomposes

Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work!

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor?the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ".

What do you get when you squeeze an olive? Oliver Twist

怎樣讓鴨子不會飛走？　　　　　　　　　　插一隻翅膀給牠（插翅難飛）

為什麼漢子不出門？　　　　　　　　　　因為 出了門就變 門外漢

有一天0对8说：胖就胖嘛，还栓个腰带！

Q：非洲食人族的酋长吃什么？
A：人啊！
Q：那有一天，酋长病了，医生告诉他要吃素，那他吃什么？
A：吃植物人！~~

enjoy~~
By guailan JL