In the deepest forest of florheit, where all the dangerous creatures lurk, there's this peaceful pond, with numberous lotus leaves on the water surface...

*Bom*

A frog came out of water surface and rested on the largest lotus leave...

*Bom* *Bom* *Bom* *Bom* *Bom* *Bom* *Bom*...

36 smaller frogs then appeared on each lotus leaf, listening attentively to what the elder frog has to say...
"Croak... We shall have the... Croak... Croaking Contest 2 days later... Croak... please prepare yourself and get ready for it... Croak... Whether you are among the most proudful croaker of the community... Croak... or the scumbags... Croak... shall be decided through this Croaking Contest... Croak..."

*Croak* *Croak* *Croak* *Croak* *Croak* *Croak*...

The smaller frogs started chatting excitedly among themselves...

" What to study ah? Croak.... For the Croaking Contest..."

"Hmmm... the usual things loh... Croak... aya leng leng one lah Croak..."

Some others just stayed quiet by the side, indifferent to their fellow frogs' conversations and seemed very confident, immediately went home after the speech starting to study how to make the loudest, clearest and most unique Croak ever...

*Croak* *Croak* *Croak* *Croak* *Croak* *Croak* ...

The pond bustled with the croaking sounds for 2 days and 2 nights...Finally the big day...

*Bom**Bom**Bom**Bom**Bom**Bom**Bom*...

All of them gathered again...
"Croak... finally... Croak... are you ready for the Croaking Contest? Croak..." The elder frog said

"Croak... Noooo...." chanted unanimously among the smaller frogs....

"Wah lau, have you study already or not Croak... I very scared leh... Croak... I never study at all Croak... I left like 5 chapters of the Croaking Handbook... Croak... Die liao lah... Croak... How lah... Croak... Oie, you study liao mah... Croak..." a frog named Tasini Haaz paniclly croaking about...

The exam had started..."First up, Shaanz Antiona, let me hear your loud croaks... Croak..."

"CROAK... CROAK..."

"Pretty good..."

"Then let me hear your clear croaks... Croak..."

"CRRRROAAAAKKK... CCCCCRRRROOOOOAAAKKK..."

"Well done..."

"Now let me hear your unique croaks... Croak..."

"Crikeycroak... Crikeycroak..."

"Hmmm... orginal but not skilled yet... ok you may go now..."

followed by Batty Juna, oilnice, Goon Santia and so on...Finally the exam ended...

"Waaah lau... Croak... How to do the 2nd question of the clear croak one... Croak... siiiianz... I think I minus 10 marks liao lah... Croak... Waaah...everytime my marks so low one Croak.... Only win some people by 2 or 3 points... Croak... waah, very sad now Croak..." Action Manggey cried out...

"Waaah, this paper damn difficult right Croak... What have you said ah for the 3rd question of unique croak? Croak... I said hoocroak... Croak... dunno can or not leh... Croak... So what you said, so what you said? Croak... Can or not… Croak... I damn scared lah… Croak...” Nist Ken added on…

One by one, the frogs went home with mixed feelings…

24 hrs later…

*Bom*

*Bom* *Bom* *Bom* *Bom* *Bom* *Bom* ...

"Croak... Class… your exam marks have been confirmed already…” the elder frog said…

"SO FAST…!!! Croak... Croak...Croak...” all the small frogs exclaimed…

"First, as usual, Sinyo Hap… 99 marks…”

“WAAAH…. Croak...”

“WTF? Croak... How she get so high one… Croak...”

“Siaoz lah… Croak... How to study till like that… Croak...”

“Shit lah… Croak... Sure die one… Croak... I forgot to add a R infront of my unique croak Croak... make it sound more complete… die liao lah… Croak... Should have also use more of my diaphragm during loud croak… Croak... Then can produce even louder sound… Croak... Waah, die liao lah… Croak…” Action Manggey claimed…

“We have some more distinctions coming up… Batty Juna, Jalwa Swat, Action Manggey, Joey Tehban and so on…”

“WAAH… SO TYCO SIAZ… Croak... I got distinction leh… Croak... Wth… Croak... ONLY 94 marks only… see lah… Croak... forgot to put a R infront of my unique croak… Croak... Or else I same marks as Sinyo Hap liaoz… How much you got ah Jasen Lang?” Action Manggey spoke quickly and grabbed Jasen’s script…

“WAAH… Croak... 88… VERY GOOD LIAO LEH… I only more than you 6 marks… Croak... this is very good liaoz!!! Why you so sad… I should be more sad lah… Croak... I got 94 only… 94 LEH… Croak... Put R infront then should be able get 96, then abit here, then there… Croak... then can 99 liao!!! Waah… Croak... Very sad lah…” He continued on…

However, he isn’t the only frog that did that… Several other small frogs did the same thing in they own way…

One who really doesn’t care do not speak about it
One who really didn’t prepare will be busy preparing and not talking
One who really does well, will be people that make the loudest noise
However, one who does insanely well, is oblivious to one’s surrounding…

Which frog would you like to be?

guailan cOw